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Episode 1 – The Thin White Line (1)

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:06:43 +0000

In search of a thrill in life, Brian becomes a police dog. However, Brian’s drug-sniffing job leaves him addicted to cocaine, so he must go into rehab. When he discovers that the clinic isn’t helping, Brian decides to do a little soul-searching and leaves the family for parts unknown.

Episode 2 – Brian Goes To Hollywood (2)

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:34:28 +0000

Brian moves to Los Angeles with his cousin after his drug rehabiliation and inadvertently becomes a film director. The family decides to visit Brian for support in his new career, though it turns out Brian is directing pornography. Not wanting his family to find this out, he tries to cover it up.

Episode 3 – Mr. Griffin Goes To Hollywood

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:34:31 +0000

The toy factory at which Peter works is taken over by a cigarette company who hires Peter as the new president. He is then sent to Washington, D.C. as a lobbyist so they can create toys that encourage kids to smoke, and the entire family can’t help but enjoy the perks that come with the job.

Episode 4 ? One If By Clam, Two If By Sea

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:37:15 +0000

Everything in town is destroyed in Quahog after a hurricane?except the Drunken Clam, which is turned into a British pub by a man who becomes the Griffins’ new neighbor. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to teach his new neighbor’s crass English daughter how to drop her cockney accent and speak properly.

Episode 5 ? And the Wiener is?

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:37:56 +0000

Peter is intimidated by Chris’s larger penis and then becomes very self-conscious about his own manhood, joining a gun club to make himself feel more masculine. Meanwhile, Meg becomes a flag-girl, and when she is humiliated by the popular kids at school, Lois devises a plan for revenge.

Episode 6 ? Death Lives

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:38:18 +0000

On their wedding anniversary, Peter sends Lois all over Quahog on a scavenger hunt so he can go play golf. But when Peter gets struck by lightning and has a near-death experience, he meets Death again, who explains to Peter his marriage is in trouble if he doesn’t have a revelation, and fast.

Episode 7 – Lethal Weapons

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:38:59 +0000

Lois takes tae-jitsu lessons to fight back against the leafers (New York tourists) overtaking the town, but worries that her violence may be a bad influence on her family. When anger management only makes everyone even more angry, they engage in an all-out brawl to get it out of their system.

Episode 8 – The Kiss Seen Around The World

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:39:26 +0000

Meg applies for an internship at Quahog 5 (due to her crush on news anchor Tom Tucker), but so does the annoying Neil. When she is reluctantly driven to kiss Neil, he broadcasts the word of their “love” on the news. Meanwhile, a bully learns not to mess with Stewie when he steals his new tricycle.

Episode 9 ? Mr. Saturday Knight

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:46:21 +0000

Peter’s boss, Mr. Weed, dies during a dinner with the Griffin family, and the toy factory is demolished as a result. Now unemployed, and failing to find himself other jobs, Peter decides to live his dream of being a Renaissance fair jouster, where he must defend his family’s honor from his jerkwad idol.

Episode 10 ? Fish Out of Water

admin — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:50:33 +0000

After nearly two weeks of unemployment, Peter decides to begin a new career as a fisherman, but faces problems when he has to pay off a boat loan, so he tries to catch the bounty for a legendary fish. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the beach for spring break, but Lois ends up having more fun than Meg.